News from the Front: The Registry didn't kill me...but it was close.

...Aaaaaaaaand, after several hours staring at the glow of my computer screen on a gorgeous, sunny day I can safely say we've registered for far too much stuff for Pokey. I included a funny note for visitors to our page:

ALSO ON OUR LIST: A JUMBO GIFT
BOOK OF DELUXE CAR WASHES, HOME-
COOKED MEALS, A GIFT CERTIFICATE
FOR SPANX, IN-HOME MASSAGE, OR
CASH. WE'RE REALISTIC, AND
ETERNALLY GRATEFUL FOR YOUR LOVE,
KINDNESS AND SENSE OF HUMOR AS WE
ENTER THE 'HOOD.

I'm not at all kidding. I wonder how many other women wish they'd registered for a big fat jumbo book of deluxe carwashes after the bajillionth Cheerio is crushed into the carpet. Thanks to Get Born Magazine for the ideas.